askfoxythepiratestuff

askfoxythepiratestuff:

the-mechanic-from-freddys-pizza:

askfoxythepiratestuff:

the-mechanic-from-freddys-pizza:

askfoxythepiratestuff:

the-mechanic-from-freddys-pizza:

askfoxythepiratestuff:

I’ve got nothin’ in me mouth, ye kraken-faced crab.
Umpf.
Bite /ONE/ lad ‘n everyone think I eat everyone’s head.

…. Gross. I really hoped you didn’t eat those guys with glasses… *sighs* now i guess i have to wash your mouth. Damn it, why can’t I live without risking to go to the hospital? did I do something bad in my life? 

Ye better stay at yer place! I don’t want yer hands in me mouth! If ye just try I’ll put two rusty hooks on te and then make yer sorry carcass walk th’ plank! I’m warnin’ ye!!

C-come on Foxy don’t make my job more difficult  than how it already is. I’ll take only a minute! And maybe even less

UUGH. Can’t ye go ‘n take care of cap’n Fazbear ‘n his crew? They couldn’t wait fer yer attentions! *crosses his arms, annoyed*

No. I already did. I already checked the other “empty” suits too… c-come on let me finish so i can go to bed.. it’s.. already 11 PM.. I should be home now… 

*he grinned slightly* It’s so late already? Why don’t ye stay here fer helpin’ a bit th’ guard tonight, instead? It would be a nice experience, me heartie!
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the-goddamazon:

derp-strider:

the-art-student-in-221c:

darksilenceinsuburbia:

luciferspersephone:

reichenbella:

bodypositivestatues:

It is time for a fucking revolution.
If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves.
If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you.
Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3.
Make a white shirt that will button over my breasts.
Make a shift dress that doesn’t get ‘nipped in at the waist’.
Make a pair of shoes that won’t aggravate my ankle injury.
Make a ‘nude-coloured’ dress that is dark brown.
Make your plus-sized jeans in actual denim, not some shitty stretch fabric dyed blue.
You want a fresh take on the classics?
Try making your clothes for someone who isn’t six foot tall and a size 6.
For once.
Please.

oh and also make fucking steel-toed boots under the size mens 8 1/2

Make some form-fitting shirts that are thick enough to stop our bras from showing through.
Make sensitive skin-friendly buttons and clasps so we don’t have worry about the metal making us break out in contact dermatitis (that’s a localized rash that can easily become an infection, for the uninformed).
Make a long dress that is easy to go to the bathroom in.
Make a pair of jeans that actually fit in the crotch area instead of putting us at risk of a yeast infection (No “V”).
Make more dress shoes that aren’t heels.
Put more pockets in women’s clothes.
CREATE A FUCKING UNIVERSAL SIZING SYSTEM THAT MAKES SENSE.

Amen to all.

NO MORE FAKE POCKETS 

Make “petite jeans” be petite in length, NOT give it a slimmer waist.

BOLDED FOR EMPHASIS

the-goddamazon:

derp-strider:

the-art-student-in-221c:

darksilenceinsuburbia:

luciferspersephone:

reichenbella:

bodypositivestatues:

It is time for a fucking revolution.

If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves.

If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you.

Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3.

Make a white shirt that will button over my breasts.

Make a shift dress that doesn’t get ‘nipped in at the waist’.

Make a pair of shoes that won’t aggravate my ankle injury.

Make a ‘nude-coloured’ dress that is dark brown.

Make your plus-sized jeans in actual denim, not some shitty stretch fabric dyed blue.

You want a fresh take on the classics?

Try making your clothes for someone who isn’t six foot tall and a size 6.

For once.

Please.

oh and also make fucking steel-toed boots under the size mens 8 1/2

Make some form-fitting shirts that are thick enough to stop our bras from showing through.

Make sensitive skin-friendly buttons and clasps so we don’t have worry about the metal making us break out in contact dermatitis (that’s a localized rash that can easily become an infection, for the uninformed).

Make a long dress that is easy to go to the bathroom in.

Make a pair of jeans that actually fit in the crotch area instead of putting us at risk of a yeast infection (No “V”).

Make more dress shoes that aren’t heels.

Put more pockets in women’s clothes.

CREATE A FUCKING UNIVERSAL SIZING SYSTEM THAT MAKES SENSE.

Amen to all.

NO MORE FAKE POCKETS 

Make “petite jeans” be petite in length, NOT give it a slimmer waist.

BOLDED FOR EMPHASIS